Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Okay, doesn’t dan look like a young CROWLEY?
HOLY SHIT WHAT
dan is mark sheppard’s cousin matt
well hello dan……..
Thank you for introducing us to Dan
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"